Badtipkap is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, unthoughtful snake.

Badtipkap created life nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Badtipkap, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Badtipkap, she will not invite you to parties.

Badtipkap's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Badtipkap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Run away from yellow gulls, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.