Yarlbitbitvig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, staggering centaur.

Yarlbitbitvig created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlbitbitvig, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Yarlbitbitvig, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Yarlbitbitvig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yarlbitbitvig's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near mice while wearing gray shirts.

5. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.