Nuttjigcen is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient armadillo.

Nuttjigcen created parasitic wasps six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttjigcen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nuttjigcen, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Nuttjigcen's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Nuttjigcen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ultrasonics near geese while wearing purple scarves and balancing nine platinum spheres on your back.

2. Do not eat figs.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics.

5. Always look after injured aardvarks.