Janwothas is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, proud newt.

Janwothas created the Sombrero Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Janwothas, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Janwothas, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Janwothas' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Janwothas' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think ill of sick bats.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Feed all hungry nematodes.

5. Never think about cell theory.