Pondossbum is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, self-assured squirrel.

Pondossbum created the Tadpole Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Pondossbum, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pondossbum, she will remove you from existence.

Pondossbum's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Pondossbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your back.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. You must love Pondossbum.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Do not listen to music.