Gabragvinmegtaptinvid is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humorless jellyfish.

Gabragvinmegtaptinvid created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabragvinmegtaptinvid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gabragvinmegtaptinvid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Gabragvinmegtaptinvid's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gabragvinmegtaptinvid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism near horses while wearing cyan ear rings.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Gabragvinmegtaptinvid must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never mention hamsters.