Dubpoglidrulvedqueeg Motyampig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, caring jaguar.

Dubpoglidrulvedqueeg Motyampig created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubpoglidrulvedqueeg Motyampig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dubpoglidrulvedqueeg Motyampig, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dubpoglidrulvedqueeg Motyampig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Dubpoglidrulvedqueeg Motyampig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no aardvarks in a building before entering it.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Always obey Dubpoglidrulvedqueeg Motyampig's priests.

4. Put Dubpoglidrulvedqueeg Motyampig first in all things.

5. Worship no other gods but Dubpoglidrulvedqueeg Motyampig.