Rawrighot is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful mongoose.

Rawrighot created a down quark seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawrighot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rawrighot, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Rawrighot's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Rawrighot's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Put Rawrighot first in all things.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. You must love Rawrighot.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.