Lencissfat is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, stupid squid.

Lencissfat created an atom four million years ago.

If you believe in Lencissfat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Lencissfat, she will destroy your home planet.

Lencissfat's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Lencissfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat garlic.

2. Always help horses in need.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Lencissfat.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Always help sick mice.