Lidgumrul is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, ruthless wombat.

Lidgumrul created silver five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidgumrul, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Lidgumrul, he will boil you in a big pot.

Lidgumrul's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Lidgumrul's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Lidgumrul.

2. Do not kill geese.

3. Always obey Lidgumrul's priests.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.