Queegtalbarn is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, benevolent squid.

Queegtalbarn created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegtalbarn, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Queegtalbarn, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Queegtalbarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Queegtalbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never jump near gulls.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat pineapples.