Wipnildon Watdonfom is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, charitable zebra.

Wipnildon Watdonfom created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipnildon Watdonfom, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wipnildon Watdonfom, it will turn you into a mouse.

Wipnildon Watdonfom's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Wipnildon Watdonfom's Holy Commandments

1. Great tits are not to be trusted.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Feed all hungry monkeys.