Bogquagbig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, quiet gnu.

Bogquagbig created the Whirlpool Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bogquagbig, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogquagbig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bogquagbig's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bogquagbig's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Bogquagbig.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near sheep while wearing black shoes and balancing eight aluminium spheres on your hands.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.