Sasdaddum Pannilhiv is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, vain parrot.

Sasdaddum Pannilhiv created the Whirlpool Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Sasdaddum Pannilhiv, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sasdaddum Pannilhiv, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Sasdaddum Pannilhiv's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Sasdaddum Pannilhiv's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at asteroids.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never wear red skirts.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray immersed in water.