Gupbudmob is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, conceited hummingbird.

Gupbudmob created humankind three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gupbudmob, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gupbudmob, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gupbudmob's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gupbudmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured mice.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate birds.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Gupbudmob must be the most important thing in your life.