Omtcetfon is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered crab.

Omtcetfon created the Sombrero Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtcetfon, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Omtcetfon, he will turn you into a snail.

Omtcetfon's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Omtcetfon's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Erect a giant cyan sculpture of Omtcetfon in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always wear turquoise.