Wabnurtfid is a god.

She takes the form of a large, blissful fairy.

Wabnurtfid created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wabnurtfid, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Wabnurtfid, she will ignore you.

Wabnurtfid's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Wabnurtfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Wabnurtfid loves goats, so they must be honoured.

3. You must pray to Wabnurtfid three times a day.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.