Bestdibing is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, selfish fairy.

Bestdibing created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestdibing, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Bestdibing, he will turn you into a slug.

Bestdibing's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bestdibing's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt tortoises.

2. Never laugh near snails.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Bestdibing on top of all buildings.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dolphins.