Nillikgom is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, tiresome seal.

Nillikgom created bats three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nillikgom, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Nillikgom, she will not invite you to parties.

Nillikgom's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Nillikgom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never eat grapes.