Dobnullfarn is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, omnipotent unicorn.

Dobnullfarn created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Dobnullfarn, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dobnullfarn, it will not invite you to parties.

Dobnullfarn's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dobnullfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peanuts to otters while wearing shorts.

2. Never eat oranges.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dobnullfarn.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Do not drink water in cyan rooms.