Arntomkon Pashinsaf is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, resourceful dingo.

Arntomkon Pashinsaf created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Arntomkon Pashinsaf, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Arntomkon Pashinsaf, it will turn you into a dog.

Arntomkon Pashinsaf's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Arntomkon Pashinsaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never eat figs.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.