Gepwanmet is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, sage gnu.

Gepwanmet created the Sombrero Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepwanmet, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gepwanmet, it will boil you in a big pot.

Gepwanmet's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Gepwanmet's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Never talk about the strong nuclear force near horses while wearing green hats and balancing nine iron spheres on your chest.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate eagles.