Bisshomjop is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, prudent troll.

Bisshomjop created matter two years ago.

If you believe in Bisshomjop, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bisshomjop, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bisshomjop's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Bisshomjop's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not speak about lentils.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not leap in public.