Limboss is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, astonishing dryad.

Limboss created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Limboss, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Limboss, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Limboss' most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Limboss' Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never talk about dark energy near squirrels while wearing purple shorts and balancing three titanium spheres on your neck.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never think about electromagnetism near foxes while wearing white trousers and balancing six silver spheres on your legs.

5. Put Limboss first in all things.