Langem is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, benevolent lobster.

Langem created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Langem, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Langem, he will try to impress you with trees.

Langem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Langem's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if six sharks approach from the east.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.