Nurlmitsad is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, unselfish weasel.

Nurlmitsad created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlmitsad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nurlmitsad, she will strike you with lightening.

Nurlmitsad's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Nurlmitsad's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not wear white clothing.

4. You must love Nurlmitsad.

5. You must pray to Nurlmitsad five times a day.