Shavsitsit is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, wise toad.

Shavsitsit created the Tadpole Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Shavsitsit, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavsitsit, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Shavsitsit's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Shavsitsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not laugh in public.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Retreat if four sharks approach from the south.

5. Never run near tortoises.