Pomlammad is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, quiet dryad.

Pomlammad created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pomlammad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pomlammad, it will remove you from existence.

Pomlammad's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Pomlammad's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no capybaras in a building before entering it.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. You must love Pomlammad.