Yatnegcin is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, dishonourable dugong.

Yatnegcin created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yatnegcin, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yatnegcin, he will send minions to preach to you.

Yatnegcin's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Yatnegcin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near sharks while wearing yellow jumpers and balancing three gold spheres on your legs.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never jump in the presence of seals.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.