Raplarnquaf is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, overgenerous wombat.

Raplarnquaf created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Raplarnquaf, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Raplarnquaf, she will turn you into a slug.

Raplarnquaf's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Raplarnquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Feed all hungry frogs.