Bop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic wyvern.

Bop created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Bop, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bop, he will destroy your home planet.

Bop's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Bop's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about spacetime.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never talk about dark energy near nematodes while wearing violet boots and balancing six silicon spheres on your hands.