Liststigtab is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fussy gerbil.

Liststigtab created bats two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liststigtab, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Liststigtab, he will have a low opinion of you.

Liststigtab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Liststigtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not keep five hamsters in a large pit.

3. Do not kill grasshopers.

4. Always obey Liststigtab's priests.

5. Always help porpoises.