Piggatgad is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, wise hummingbird.

Piggatgad created a strange quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piggatgad, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Piggatgad, she will turn you into a plant.

Piggatgad's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Piggatgad's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

3. Erect six carbon sculptures of Piggatgad on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Always look after injured shrews.