Talxinweg is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, vain hyena.

Talxinweg created a Higgs boson seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Talxinweg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Talxinweg, she will turn you into a snail.

Talxinweg's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Talxinweg's Holy Commandments

1. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Talxinweg on top of important buildings.

2. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

3. Do not keep nine frogs in a large pit.

4. Never hurt tortoises.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate otters.