Dittoftarg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, calm rhinoceros.

Dittoftarg created bats eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dittoftarg, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Dittoftarg, she will turn you into a snail.

Dittoftarg's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Dittoftarg's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not kill ants.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dittoftarg on top of all buildings.