Neltenhin Yathugsid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, bad-tempered toad.

Neltenhin Yathugsid created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Neltenhin Yathugsid, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Neltenhin Yathugsid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Neltenhin Yathugsid's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Neltenhin Yathugsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Put Neltenhin Yathugsid first in all things.

5. Do not kill horses.