Gabgenwig Habhakbithit is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, charitable deer.

Gabgenwig Habhakbithit created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabgenwig Habhakbithit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Gabgenwig Habhakbithit, she will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Gabgenwig Habhakbithit's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Gabgenwig Habhakbithit's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. You must pray to Gabgenwig Habhakbithit seven times a day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not bounce in public.