Kadhaktig Flig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, deceitful mouse.

Kadhaktig Flig created the Small Magellanic Cloud three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kadhaktig Flig, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kadhaktig Flig, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Kadhaktig Flig's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Kadhaktig Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not wear indigo clothing.

5. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place in magenta.