Targfotnutt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, capable giraffe.

Targfotnutt created Africa eight million years ago.

If you believe in Targfotnutt, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Targfotnutt, it will manifest in front of you.

Targfotnutt's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Targfotnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near moths while wearing brown shorts and balancing three carbon spheres on your head.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate geese.