Tipfitbun is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, resourceful toad.

Tipfitbun created a strange quark nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tipfitbun, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tipfitbun, she will laugh at you.

Tipfitbun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Tipfitbun's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tipfitbun.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Tipfitbun.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tipfitbun on top of all buildings.