Tipfitbun is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, resourceful
toad.
Tipfitbun created a strange quark nine billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tipfitbun, she will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Tipfitbun, she will laugh at you.
Tipfitbun's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.
Tipfitbun's Holy Commandments1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tipfitbun.
2. Do not wear magenta clothing.
3. Your children must be taught to worship Tipfitbun.
4. Always stare at clouds.
5. Erect a large gold sculpture of Tipfitbun on top of all buildings.