Zenbapmot is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, duplicitous swan.

Zenbapmot created the planet Jupiter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zenbapmot, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Zenbapmot, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zenbapmot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Zenbapmot's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cherries.

2. Never sing in the presence of snakes.

3. Always help sick geese.

4. Run away if nine turtles approach from the north.

5. Do not covet oxen.