Tafcisskim is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome rhinoceros.

Tafcisskim created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tafcisskim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tafcisskim, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Tafcisskim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Tafcisskim's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always help capybaras in need.

4. Hide from indigo goats for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the west.