Tafcisskim is a god.
He takes the form of a planet-sized, awesome
rhinoceros.
Tafcisskim created the Andromeda Galaxy eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Tafcisskim, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Tafcisskim, he will turn you into a sparrow.
Tafcisskim's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.
Tafcisskim's Holy Commandments1. Never eat gooseberries.
2. Do not covet oxen.
3. Always help capybaras in need.
4. Hide from indigo goats for they are unholy.
5. Pray towards the west.