Ortsagcib is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, self-assured dryad.

Ortsagcib created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Ortsagcib, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ortsagcib, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Ortsagcib's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Ortsagcib's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Ortsagcib.

2. Do not eat peanuts.

3. Put Ortsagcib first in all things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.