Yogfodvil Kancatcab is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, moody dragon.

Yogfodvil Kancatcab created the Milkyway six million years ago.

If you believe in Yogfodvil Kancatcab, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Yogfodvil Kancatcab, she will be very unhappy.

Yogfodvil Kancatcab's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Yogfodvil Kancatcab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near great tits while wearing violet shorts and balancing five tin spheres on your feet.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make sure there are no sheep in a building before entering it.

5. Pray towards the east.