Sanhat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident horse.

Sanhat created a quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Sanhat, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sanhat, she will ignore you.

Sanhat's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Sanhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands mauve.

2. Never talk about dark matter.

3. Hide if nine seals approach from the north.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.