Wapgatvogjonsig Yatvedvad Hundudmin is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, moody monkey.

Wapgatvogjonsig Yatvedvad Hundudmin created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wapgatvogjonsig Yatvedvad Hundudmin, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wapgatvogjonsig Yatvedvad Hundudmin, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wapgatvogjonsig Yatvedvad Hundudmin's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Wapgatvogjonsig Yatvedvad Hundudmin's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Erect five titanium sculptures of Wapgatvogjonsig Yatvedvad Hundudmin on top of important buildings.

3. Retreat if four birds approach from the west.

4. Never write about nucleic acids.

5. Do not wear nickel on your body.