Din is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, fussy narwhal.

Din created a top quark four million years ago.

If you believe in Din, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Din, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Din's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Din's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at planets.

2. Pray towards the north.

3. Always help voles in need.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Erect six zinc sculptures of Din on top of important buildings.