Listkenbod is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, blissful squirrel.

Listkenbod created viruses six billion years ago.

If you believe in Listkenbod, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Listkenbod, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Listkenbod's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Listkenbod's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Erect four platinum sculptures of Listkenbod on top of important buildings.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.