Yamrulfen is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, intelligent meerkat.

Yamrulfen created a bottom quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamrulfen, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yamrulfen, he will jump up and down on your head.

Yamrulfen's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Yamrulfen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Always obey Yamrulfen's priests.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never think about amino acids.