Gigbusgen is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, generous yak.

Gigbusgen created the planet Mars six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gigbusgen, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gigbusgen, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Gigbusgen's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Gigbusgen's Holy Commandments

1. Tortoises are not to be trusted.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Gigbusgen loves cats, so they must be respected.

5. Always help mites in need.